Despite hard evidence to the contrary, not all office workers are the same. They oftentimes vary in hair color, height and even ideas. That being the case, the techniques you'd use for fighting one would also vary. For the purposes of this article I'll use my good friend and sometime co-worker, who we'll call "Gerry." Gerry's a nice guy, generous to a fault, and a talented writer who's vouched for me numerous times, leading to my getting several really enjoyable jobs. I have absolutely no reason to think about fighting him.
Which is why, the only way I can ensure my safety and continued existence, IS TO THINK OF EXACTLY THAT. To do ANYTHING LESS, is as good as signing my own death warrant. (I actually had to do this once, years ago, on a trip through the Congo. I just hastily scrawled something illegible and then later claimed it wasn't my handwriting. How'd that work out for me, you ask? Well, I'm still here aren't I?)
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