Delivered at the right time, a cocky line can be as effective as a weapon... Not a good weapon. But a mediocre, better than nothing, not-quite-as-effective-as-a-knife... weapon. (Seriously, if you wanted a weapon you should have brought one.)
Spicing up some old favorites is a good place to start.
Classic- "It's gonna be two hits; me hitting you and you hitting the floor.
Your version- "It's gonna be four hits; me hitting you, me hitting you again as you fall through the air, you hitting the floor... all while I'm humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates."
Your version 2- It's gonna be eleven hits; me hitting you, you hitting the floor, me kicking your nuts five times, me hitting you with a board with a nail in it twice... shit, how many is that? Ah, never mind-- FUCK YOU! (neck punch)
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