The boxer is a dangerous opponent. Not one to be taken lightly. Fortunately, I have the key to beating him up.
Ideally, what you would do to defeat a boxer is immediately begin taking lessons in the art of "boxing," and then through much practice become better at "boxing" than your opponent. That way when you eventually fight your opponent, your superior boxing ability will allow you to beat him up or "win" the boxing contest.
Note: Do not ask the boxer you will soon be fighting for the lessons. He is liable to become suspicious, eyeing you carefully while scratching his chin, and saying something along the lines of "Wait a minute... Why do you suddenly want to learn boxing? Does this have anything at all to do with our upcoming fight?" Then he'll either clobber you in the snoot or sabotage you by teaching you deliberately ineffective, made-up moves like the "light-as-you-can punch" and the "eyes close-chin expose."
No good at boxing? Well then, while failing at it you may have observed that hitting your opponent with a baseball bat is currently illegal in boxing. Get yourself a bat or large stick and hit the boxer with it. He will be unprepared to defend such an attack, and not expecting it. Don't strike the head, just the arms and chest, to the point where his weapons are no longer functioning, and no longer a threat to you. Then, using your arms and fists (see Punch Guide) pummel the boxer at your leisure until he's sufficiently beaten up. How much? That's up to you! Have fun.
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