Nothing on this Earth gives me greater pleasure than laying out the blueprint for how to beat up some person, place, or thing, and then posting it for all to see. However, if I am to ever to complete a full list of everything that is, and how to beat them up - thus restoring the planet to a state of balance, with every thing wielding the tools to destroy every other thing - I'm going to need your help in mapping out thrashings...
Now, while I will not tolerate suggestions from others in any capacity whatsoever, in the real world (Oh, so being a doctor means you automatically know how alcohol and Percocet and steering a boat is going to AFFECT MY BODY? YOU DON'T KNOW ME.) I wholeheartedly welcome them in this virtual one.
If you have a suggestion for someone in need of beating up, please leave a comment.
Celebrities, politicians, TV pundits, hockey players, super heroes, a guy you saw at the mall, your too chatty barber... (Include physical characteristics, and defining traits/resistance to poisons, etc. when applicable.)
Feel free to weigh in on other suggestions as well.
I thank you... and, more importantly, the un-pummeled masses yearning to be hit, thank you.
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