If you ever find yourself in a Roman colisseum, about to fight multiple enemies for the amusement of a blood-thirsty crowd, whatever you do, don't pick the "weighted throwing net" as your weapon. I'm pretty sure it's not even a real weapon, just something they made up and tossed in the pile to mess you up. You'd have better luck using a rolling desk chair with a sawblade taped to it, it's just as practical. Sword gone? Try to get the battle axe or triton. If they're already spoken for grab the mace. (The spiky metal ball on a chain, connected to a handle)
If you do get stuck with the net, I must caution you, don't expect your opponet to drop lifelessly to the ground when you cover them with it. Be prepared for them to smirk, then calmly take the net off of them, before stabbing you. BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
My advice is to quickly drape the net around your body like a gown, then sway seductively, as a beautiful woman might. If your foe has ever battled a cartoon rabbit or cat, he will be instantly mesmerized by the illusion, easily mistaking you for a "lady." Bat your eyes at him, then shuffle towards his dropped-weapon. (If you're already a lady, this will still work, it'll just be a lot less hilarious) Are you ridiculously man-ish? Then just throw the net over the wall and use it to scramble to freedom.
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